I aspire to write scripts (but I probably shouldn’t mention it here when I’ve only completed one shitty one and one half-length, impossible-to-film, wrongly-formatted one)

I do twitter

I have a blog (inc. some Alan Partridge fan fic)

I‘m was a restaurant critic, apparently

I’m a regular contributor to Quora,

and The Daily Cheese (defunct)

and band interviews & album reviews Geeks.co.uk (defunct)